Are you a part of the zombie apocalypse, or as Heather calls it, “Synthetic Syndrome.” Take this quiz to find out:
Do you consume synthetic chemicals in your food?
Do you consume synthetic drugs?
Do you use synthetic chemicals in your house or on your lawn?
Have you been vaccinated?
Do you drink unfiltered water?
Do you live in a metropolitan area with visible chemtrails?
Do you work for a company that distributes synthetic chemicals via drugs or food?
Do you find video games, t.v. shows, or other visual representations of murder, cannibalism, or violence amusing?
Do you think that there are too many humans on this earth?
Do you defend those who work to decrease the number of humans on this earth?
Do you find yourself in uncontrollable rages?
Do you crave human flesh?
If you answered yes to three or more of these questions you are a part of the zombie apocalypse.